Dads first gander at Skype, not realising he also can be seen dad points excitedly ‘Look you can see him, he still has that stupid moustache.’
Me: Dad he can hear you! Dad looks affronted, ‘Tell him i was joking.’
Friend: You said you liked my moustache!
Dad to me: Tell him it makes him look gay.
Me: No dad, you tell him!
Dad: YOU LOOK GAY! He shouts into the screen. ‘Can i take this outside and show him my car now?’