Musings and things that amuse me...

Dads first gander at Skype, not realising he also can be seen dad points excitedly ‘Look you can see him, he still has that stupid moustache.’

Me: Dad he can hear you! Dad looks affronted, ‘Tell him i was joking.’

Friend: You said you liked my moustache!

Dad to me: Tell him it makes him look gay.

Me: No dad, you tell him!

Dad: YOU LOOK GAY! He shouts into the screen. ‘Can i take this outside and show him my car now?’