December 2009
4 posts
I like sharks, they will out live us all. Dinosaurs of the sea. They are so cool with their fins, regenerating teeth and disease repelling cartilage. I like them. Lots. They can look ominous but i bet they are super nice when you really get to know them. Id be a shark if i could, we would play tag, hide and seek and word games on our down time of roaming the seas and my best friend would be a...
I must remember that when your boss says ‘It wasn’t big enough’ (in reference to a car) that, ‘That’s what she said’ is not an appropriate response nor is replying ‘So is your maw’ when someone you have just met says ‘That was easy.’
‘He looks all D. H. Lawrence, I would…’ ‘Na, me not so much, his jauntily angled hat offends me.’